Cuddly Immigrants Vital To The NHS

Dearest Gordon,

Anyone doubting the vital contribution that lovely immigrants give to the UK, should simply watch an episode of "Casualty", the true to life drama programme on the daily comings and goings of a busy Accident & Emergency Department. When tuning in they will immediately notice that all the highly skilled and experienced senior medical staff such as Consultants, Registrars and Surgeons, are almost without exception lovely West Indian, African and Asian folk, whilst whites (spit) only have the intelligence and aptitude to fill the lower grade nursing posts, as well as menial posts such as Porters and Cleaners.

Thank goodness the BBC are brave enough to tell us the truth!

Now you whities is gettin' de hang of it. We blacks are culturally superior to you. We 'as never invented anything so we 'as never polluted de planet or oppressed anyone. If you whities had stayed out of Africa de black peoples could have enjoyed der " cultcha " in peace. De fact dat we never stopped tribal wars or even had de gumption to invent de windmill an' was still grindin corn by hand 300 years ago is by de by. Our own bad government was better dan your good government as de man of peace Ghandi would say. Respect innit? Trev.