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[Admin]

This forum is part of www.thelabourparty.org.uk and provides an opportunity for all you folks out there to praise the Labour Party and tell us how fantastic we are, and how lucky you are that we have brought you, through our policy of uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, the wonderful enrichment of diversity, and, of course, a fabulous, diverse contribution to our wonderful crime statistics! The forum will be unmoderated, and is part of our absolute commitment to free speech, so feel free to post whatever you wish, (although we reserve the right to send anyone whose views we disagree with to prison.)

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[I Love Gordon]

Hi

I have decided to sell my house and all my belongings and give the money to the Lovely Labour Party for being so scrummy and nice.

Any idea who I should send the money to?

[Uncle Go]

Fantastic! This is what we like to hear. Give it to your chauffeur, and tell him to hand it over to us in a plain brown envelope. Used notes if you don't mind.

If you prefer, I do have a personal bank account in the Cayman Island we could use.

By the way, when would you like your knighthood?

Gordon

[I Love Gordon]

Sorry Gordon, I should have said, unfortunately I'm white, so I suspect that this negates me from actually receiving a Knighthood of course. Thanks for the thought though. Hang on a minute, sorry, Bob Geldof got one right? But he's Irish so I expect if you're white but foreign it's ok.

Ok I'll leave the brown paper bag full of money on Hampstead Heath on Thursday evening just after dusk. I know there must be at least maybe half a dozen labour MP's there at that time "badger watching", so I'm sure I can find one to hand it to.

[Admin]

Thanks for that. You are right, Labour Party MP's are great fans of nature, and can often be found on Hampstead Heath, at night, engaging in 'uphill gardening', (as it were,) so we'll pick up your package then. You are right, we don't usually give knighthoods to whites, but if you can prove that you are (ahem) a homosexual, we might be able to make an exception!

[I Love Gordon]

Thanks for that. You are right, Labour Party MP's are great fans of nature, and can often be found on Hampstead Heath, at night, engaging in 'uphill gardening', (as it were,) so we'll pick up your package then. You are right, we don't usually give knighthoods to whites, but if you can prove that you are (ahem) a homosexual, we might be able to make an exception!

Well I'm not Homosexual but my boyfriend is! I jest of course. Well I once went to see a Scissor Sisters concert and enjoyed it, but I have a girlfriend and went with her, maybe I'm bisexual? If so does this count?

Talking of which my better half is nagging me to leave the computer and go and watch some lovely multi cultural programmes on the TV. Can't wait for Sharia Law to be introduced then I can react a little more strongly than simply telling her to stop complaining!

I'll wish you and your readers a very happy and joyous multi culti Winter Fest.....take care

[I Love G]

Dearest Darling Gordon

Just lately I find myself sexually attracted to Margaret Beckett, do you think I need psychiatric help?

[Admin]

You probably don't need a psychiatrist, but I would strongly recommend purchasing a large supply of paper bags!

[I Love G]

Thanks Gordon, I have heard Labour Cabinet Ministers referring to her (it is a "her" right?) as a "Double Bagger". I think they mean you would need a brown paper bag on her head and one on yours in case hers fell off....