Trouble Makers

You know, some guy at work came up to me today and told me the following:

"Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600
employees and has the following statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
4 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organization is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line."

Do you want his address so he can be arrested Gordon???

Don't worry, our cameras have been keeping an eye on him for some time. Big Gordon is watching...

I've voted Labour all me life. Just like my father and his father before him.

Working class and proud of it too!

I think you'll find most of those wife beaters and frausters are Tory scum. Maybe the odd poof in the Liberal Democrats but mostly Tory scum.

Labour for life that's me. You'll not get me changing me ways at this stage of my life even if I haven't worked for the last seven years.

Labour will look after us.