De Babylon...

I now bring news of a serious incident of police racism which I will be complainin to Gordon about. How can de new Labour claim to be non-racist when dey allow such oppression of black peoples?
New Year's Day. I'm driving me wheels back to me crib from an all- nighter at me mate Gladstone's pad. Next ting I know de blue lights is flashing + de Babylon do a racist stop on me. De Babylon say "Oi step out of the motor John. we've got a few questions to ask you my old China.."
I say "You 'as stopped me becos I is black.."
De Babylon say "No I have stopped you because you've got no tax,insurance or MOT!".
I then had to educate this ignorant white man that it is not part of black culture to 'ave tax, insurance or MOT"
Anyway he then says "You're that DJ from PURE night-club aren't you..?"
I gets off with a warnin + an autograpgh for his daughter.
Jai be praised. Respect, innit?

That's all well and good Trevor, but did "De Dirty Babylon" confiscate any herbal substances you may have had about your person?

Naw Man. I does hide me ganja...